TMS 2959: Meat in the Middle

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid in tables. Mortal Kombat Fish. Dem Sardine Bones. Fresh from the cloaca. Beef Gli$$y. Basic-ass Magneto. Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Fish Bones. Heads On Potato Chips. Overnight Fish Oil. Gives Me the Big Gas. And it's gone, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I've never seen a chicken and dog in the same room.
0:03.1	Don't that seem strange?
0:04.8	Rather than hurt your brain thinking that,
0:06.6	hop over to patreon.com slash TMS
0:08.7	and support this morning show today.
0:11.1	Coming up on the morning stream,
0:12.9	is it truly for a fish sandwich question?
0:15.1	There's no mopey!
0:16.8	Thumballina shrooms.
0:18.1	You'll get no vaccine, no treaty,
0:20.7	and no sergeant mopee and no Sergeant Mopey.
0:22.6	I get paid in tables.
0:24.0	Mortal combat fish.
0:25.3	Dem sardine bones.
0:26.9	Flesh from the cloaca.
0:28.4	Beef glizzy.
0:29.8	Basic ass magneto.
0:31.6	Let's do it again.
0:32.4	Dem bones, dem bones, damn fish bones.
0:34.9	Heads on potato chips.
0:37.0	Overnight fish oil.
0:38.4	Gives me the big gas.
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