TMS 2960: Olympic Motorboating

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Where I Come From, Water Is A Drink. Mint On Colon. Krank That Kraut. Belinda isn't Brandy. This Hot Dog's from a farm upstate. Someday, Robert Wagner. I don't like pipe-weeeeeeed. You get NO DKP, NO SODA, and NO Lt. YAR!! Are ya fielding lucky, punk? Flashing Pascal. Two Meter Glizzy from IKEA. We Call the Dog Frito Lay. Carter from the Matrix. Thor's Boobie Covers! Check Your Pee with Stephen and more on this episode of TMS!

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0:00.0	Hey, nerdtacular is happening.
0:22.6	The only question is, is it happening with or without you there? Come see a big string of live panels, an amazing weekend with your favorite hosts, and just a good time with the community. We haven't done one of these since 2017, at least not proper. It's time to bring it back. Go to frogpants.com slash nerdtacular to get your tickets, your hotel, and be there. I want to see some tough defense out there. We're weak on the right side. So get that going or whatever. But first, get into the Patreon at
0:28.5	patreon.com slash TMS and support Scott and Brian and the morning stream. Coming up on the morning stream,
0:33.8	where I come from, water is a drink. Mint on colon. Crank that crout. Belinda isn't
0:39.8	brandy. This hot dogs from the farm upstate. Someday Robert Wagner. I don't like pipe.
0:45.9	Wee? You'll get no DKP, no soda, and no lieutenant y'ar. Are you fielding lucky punk?
0:54.2	Flusashing Pascal.
0:55.4	Two meter glizzy from IKEA.
0:57.4	We call the dog Frito Le.
0:59.1	Carter from The Matrix.
1:00.5	Thor's booby covers.
1:02.3	Check your pee with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
1:06.7	And it starts in three, two, one.
1:09.0	You don't want any pizza?
1:10.1	No.
1:11.4	No pizza? No. No pizza?
1:12.3	No.
1:13.6	Cheese pizza?
1:14.7	Nope.
1:15.9	Pepperoni pizza?
1:17.0	No.
1:18.2	Sausage pizza?
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