TMS 2958: Junior Warburton

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle of Bulging Creek. Squid Cock. Alcohol Salad. Ribbed Sauce for your pleasure. Big Baby's tippy top went flippity flop. More Hard Drive Than Man. Pirate apogee. Big Bopper and Buddy Holly will return in Avengers Doomsday. Spin storage with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hey, nerdtacular is happening.
0:01.9	The only question is, is it happening with or without you there?
0:05.0	Come see a big string of live panels, an amazing weekend with your favorite hosts, and just a good time with the community.
0:11.1	We haven't done one of these since 2017, at least not proper.
0:14.2	It's time to bring it back.
0:15.4	Go to frogpants.com slash nerdtacular to get your tickets, your hotel, and be there.
0:20.9	There's free HBO at this motel, but they ain't got no Wi-Fi here.
0:25.6	So get into the patreon.com slash TMS right away and help fund this show.
0:31.3	Makes no sense.
0:32.4	Coming up on the morning stream, tugging on the teats of my routers.
0:35.9	See, ole.
0:41.6	Where's old Belgium?ium hello luke and beau brian's food porn i know everything except the title the battle of bulging creek squid cock
0:47.3	alcohol salad ribbed sauce for your pleasure big babies tippy top went flippity flop more hard
0:53.4	drive than man pirate apagy bigy. Big Bopper and Buddy
0:56.5	Holly will return in Avengers Dooms Day. Spin the storage with Tom and more on this episode of the
1:01.9	morning stream. How long to cook quarter pound burger slice.
1:11.6	Okay, that dumb bullshit.
1:13.6	The morning stream. An archangel needs a monkey to get a vision from God.
1:37.2	Hey, everybody, welcome to TMS.
1:38.8	It is the morning stream for Wednesday, February 4th, 2026.
1:43.4	I be Scott Johnson, there be Brian Abbott.
1:46.0	Yarr! Hello!
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