TMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime? Conan the Barbarian Therapist. I'll Take The Ted Bundy. Stimulate Yourself... With Caffeine! TRON Water. Olive Margins. Everybody wants a Ruby Rod. Smells Fruity, Fake Fruity. Frump Her Up A Lot. Cutting Edge Pen Technology with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hey, nerdtacular is happening. The only question is, is it happening with or without you there?
0:05.0	Come see a big string of live panels, an amazing weekend with your favorite hosts, and just a good
0:09.6	time with the community. We haven't done one of these since 2017, at least not proper.
0:14.2	It's time to bring it back. Go to frogpants.com slash nerdtacular to get your tickets,
0:19.0	your hotel, and be there.
0:26.9	Here in the TMS Lounge, you're entitled to one free drink and a complimentary chicken wing.
0:31.2	But only if you sign up today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:34.3	Coming up on the morning stream, the Carter Cookie Caper.
0:35.5	Who moved my box?
0:37.1	Who's this gym with Kim?
0:38.3	The legs are a metaphor. Perfumed cotton candy.
0:40.3	What flavor is gelatinous slime?
0:42.3	Conan the barbarian therapist.
0:44.3	I'll take the Ted Bundy.
0:46.3	Stimulate yourself with caffeine.
0:48.3	Tron water.
0:49.3	Olive Martians.
0:50.3	Everybody wants a ruby rod.
0:52.3	Smells fruity.
0:53.3	Fake fruity.
0:54.9	Frump her up a lot.
0:56.4	Cutting Edge Pen Technology with Dan and more on this episode of the morning stream.
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