TMS 2949: Gingham Style

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Life is just one big flip phone.
0:02.4	No caller ID, no spam filter, no way to tell if you're getting scammed, but that's okay.
0:07.1	Come to our side of the fence and enjoy some clarity at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.4	Coming up on the morning stream, hair gel water.
0:16.4	My feloni has a first name.
0:19.3	So long, John, and thanks for all the fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucelix. Favreau beans and a nice Kianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother-in-law. Oh, Lord. The reindeer police action. Chenil, Schlomazio, monkey, beaky, beekiboo. Captain and Chenille.
0:39.3	Beefy ham. Inversion of the body snatchers. Bulk, bad for you items.
0:42.3	70s TV detective reboots with Stephen Schleiker
0:45.1	and more on this episode of
0:47.1	The Morning Stream. I douse this wiener and sunscreen
0:50.7	because I wanted to see if the sunscreen would
0:53.1	protect the wainter. Skinn that smoke wagon and see what happens.
0:56.4	The morning stream.
1:08.4	This car smells weird.
1:17.8	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:19.0	It is the morning stream.
1:20.4	My speakers are on for some reason.
1:20.9	Now they're not.
1:21.8	I've turned them off now.
1:23.4	Stupid speakers.
1:24.5	Welcome to the show.
1:27.2	It is Monday, January 19th, MLK Day.
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