TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	It is said that the dark side of the moon hides many secrets from the eyes of man.
0:05.0	But we know it only hides David Gilmore's weed.
0:08.8	Anyway, support TMS at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:13.8	Coming up on the morning stream, tame at the butt.
0:16.1	Just because everything can be content doesn't mean everything should be content. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
0:23.9	Prompt artists, eat a poo. Make your own bad luck. Billy A. Ilish. Just typing shit into a thing.
0:30.2	See ya wouldn't want to be ya. Lounge it up. That name is gay. Chocolate pyramid poops.
0:36.2	Celebrate a dumb number thing.
0:38.1	Bone transmission.
0:39.4	Robbing a bank just for the tip.
0:41.0	Claim your tacos with Amy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.1	Christ almighty.
0:46.9	It's like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something.
0:49.6	You nerve-wracking sons of bitches.
0:51.1	Never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight. The morning stream smells like Apple Pie.
1:19.1	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:23.8	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, January 20th, 2000, 26.
1:24.7	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:26.1	That's Brian Abbott right there.
1:32.5	Hello. Hi. Hi. My brain got a little hung up on we got a 20 and then we got a 20 26. 26. 26. 26. Yes. Which I kind of like, but it's not really that significance. Kind of boring.
1:38.5	No. Yeah. We need to have a 26 26. Which we will in six days, but we won't be doing a show that day.
1:45.8	No.
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