TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Scott here to remind you that nerdtacular tickets are now on sale. |
| 0:04.5 | And man, do I want to see you guys live in Salt Lake City in June of this year? If you can make it, we'd love to have you. Head on over to frogpants.com. Click that nerdtacular ticket thing right there and right in front of your face. First thing at the top of the page. And boom, all the information's there, how to get good hotel rates, all that fun stuff. and we have endeavored to make everything as affordable as possible so that we can see us all in one big place one more time this |
| 0:25.2 | year. Once again, that's frogpants.com. Get your nerdtacular tickets today. There's a saying that we should |
| 0:31.2 | all take a little time and think about. We don't know what that saying is, but we know it might come |
| 0:36.2 | to you if you support this show at |
| 0:37.6 | patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, critical shit. In space, no one can hear you |
| 0:44.5 | burp. A gif about jiff. More like Napoleon bunny part. Stick it in the port. Bubble size with |
| 0:50.3 | windy. You got peanut butter in my burger. You got burger in my peanut butter did you know the |
| 0:55.5 | wombat poop cubes shut up the meg rocky times in boulder i'm only smelling when it rains |
| 1:03.4 | high quality urine stick it in the port we got two of those i think hitting that heartbeat limit |
| 1:09.1 | and more on this episode of the morning |
| 1:11.6 | stream. |
| 1:12.3 | Did we get two of the urine? |
| 1:13.4 | We have two? |
| 1:14.1 | No, two stick it in the ports. |
| 1:15.9 | Cucumber, banana, water, ice cream sandwich, fried chicken. |
| 1:19.7 | How many pieces of fried chicken? |
| 1:21.2 | Four. |
| 1:21.9 | There's a girl going around town saying, I got herpes. |
| 1:23.8 | T. |
| 1:26.1 | M. |
| 1:26.6 | S. D. M.S. I got herpes. |
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