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The Morning Stream

TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Hello, Scott here to remind you that nerdtacular tickets are now on sale.

0:04.5

And man, do I want to see you guys live in Salt Lake City in June of this year? If you can make it, we'd love to have you. Head on over to frogpants.com. Click that nerdtacular ticket thing right there and right in front of your face. First thing at the top of the page. And boom, all the information's there, how to get good hotel rates, all that fun stuff. and we have endeavored to make everything as affordable as possible so that we can see us all in one big place one more time this

0:25.2

year. Once again, that's frogpants.com. Get your nerdtacular tickets today. One time my eyeball

0:31.1

fell out and asked me a question. I did not understand it because the eyeball did not have much

0:36.4

of a mouth to speak. So instead, I consulted the neighbor's chicken, and that really got me no further.

0:41.2

So let's just do the safe thing and say, support this show at patreon.com slash TMS today.

0:45.6

Coming up on the morning stream, orange hot chili pepper.

0:48.6

Oh, hell no.

0:49.7

Poop and big meat are my favorites.

0:51.8

Some of these N-words are troubling.

0:54.0

Graduates of the Dresher Academy.

0:55.9

We're here at Hump.

0:56.9

Dumb effery.

0:57.8

Twerkle the Urkel.

0:58.9

You'll get no king, no Tony Stark,

1:02.3

and no Lieutenant Yard!

1:04.6

Questions for Cubert.

1:05.8

Hot is the devil's temperature.

1:07.5

Am I annoying you, Brian?

1:08.9

It was Palpatine all along.

1:13.0

Daryl James Tabasco. Save the kimchi! Save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

1:18.2

We are speaking to you through the translating device above your head and you understand this.

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