TMS 2946: Sony Owny

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There is a time in every horse's life when they just have to stop and say, nay.
0:06.2	But not you.
0:07.4	You can say, yay, to supporting your favorite morning podcast at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:14.1	Coming up on the morning stream, I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage.
0:18.7	Scott is going to fart smoke.
0:20.6	Under your clothes, you're naked she's
0:22.4	not giving mermaid eventual kudoba mr chipotle to my ready room alamo shitification and nogreal
0:29.3	i want to be ripley believe it or not being dog malcovitch a taste of a sound in a world of sonies be a valve
0:37.2	sc tv was full of weird looking people way mo dangerous A taste of a sound. In a world of Sony's. Be a Valve.
0:39.6	SCTV was full of weird-looking people.
0:41.3	Waymo dangerous.
0:46.6	One hour photo bombing with Bill and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:52.3	Maybe I ought to tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street.
1:19.2	This tastes like corn. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TV. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS, the morning stream for Tuesday, January 13th, 2026.
1:19.9	I am Scott.
1:20.7	That is Brian.
1:23.4	Good morning to you.
1:25.1	Good morning, everybody.
1:28.9	I hope your Tuesday is okay so far. Wait, it is Tuesday.
1:34.6	It is Tuesday. Never could get the hang of Tuesdays. Yeah, we should be getting any time now.
1:41.5	Our tea life, here's the fat food that you can go get today for free or cheap or whatever.
1:43.3	Yeah, two for ones and whatnot.
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