TMS 2945: Disorderly Conduct

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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TMS is my emotional support show. SCOTT JOHNSON: BOOTIE-SNATCHER! In a World of John's, Be a Johnson! Show Your Love with a Rubber Glove. Insurance Ejector. Larry David Ass Larry David. Mr. Crowley's Taco Truck. It's either Adidas or Adidas. ARISE FROM YOUR HOSPITAL BED. Dispenser confusion. Nurse police. Gas and Possibly Diarrhea with Brian Dunaway. The Allen Town Billy Joel's. Juno's Temples. What's The Colon with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hello, Scott here to remind you that nerdtacular tickets are now on sale.
0:04.5	And man, do I want to see you guys live in Salt Lake City in June of this year? If you can make it, we'd love to have you. Head on over to frogpants.com. Click that nerdtacular ticket thing right there and right in front of your face. First thing at the top of the page. And boom, all the information's there, how to get good hotel rates, all that fun stuff. and we have endeavored to make everything as affordable as possible so that we can see us all in one big place one more time this
0:25.2	year. Once again, that's frogpants.com. Get your nerdtacular tickets today. When you run out of things to
0:30.8	say, the only thing to do is say it again. So I will say this again. Support TMS today at patreon.com
0:37.4	slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream Support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:38.9	Coming up on the morning stream, TMS is my emotional support show.
0:42.6	Scott Johnson, booty snatcher.
0:44.6	In a world of Johns.
0:46.2	Be a Johnson.
0:47.1	Show your love with a rubber glove.
0:48.9	Insurance ejector.
0:50.4	Larry David asked Larry David.
0:52.3	Mr. Crowley's taco truck.
0:53.9	It's either Adidas or Adidas.
0:55.6	Arise from your hospital bed. Dispenser confusion. Nurse, police. Gas and possibly diarrhea with
1:03.0	Brian Dunaway. The Allentown Billy Joles. Juno's temples. What's the colon with Nicole and more on this
1:09.4	episode of The Morning Stream?
1:11.6	And some of the fellows spend their time in group activities.
1:15.5	Where are you, Bob?
1:21.5	The Morning stream.
1:28.2	He's taking a dump in a can.
1:35.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
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