TMS 2944: Alejandro Pokerface

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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I can definitely see why YOU'd keep it. Throw it away with PEACE AND LOVE. Officer Throg Reporting For Duty! Brian's Huge Box. Attempted mayhem. I don't like Maude with an EEEEEEEEE! Huge Mansionish Stuff. And You Can Eat GRAPES. Big T! Big T! Chuck Your Covid Test in the Bin. I'm the cashier now. My Grandma will kick your butt... in Tekken. Extra Iron in this loaf of Bread. Well Steel. Well Razor Blades. Keep your Covid on display. Punish me with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hello, Scott here to remind you that nerdtacular tickets are now on sale.
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0:29.6	If a tree falls in space, does it make a sound? Only to a Ferengi. Those guys are weird. Anyway, TMS needs your support to exist at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:40.9	Coming up on the morning stream, I can definitely see why you'd keep it.
0:44.6	Throw it away with peace and love.
0:46.9	Officer Throg reporting for duty.
0:48.8	Brian's huge box.
0:50.5	Attempted mayhem.
0:51.8	I don't like mod with an e!
0:55.5	Huge mansion-ish stuff.
0:57.6	And you can eat grapes!
0:59.6	Big tea, big tea.
1:00.8	Chuck your COVID test in the bin.
1:03.3	I'm the cashier now.
1:04.7	My grandma will kick your butt in Tekken.
1:07.1	Extra iron in this loaf of bread.
1:08.7	Well, steel.
1:09.8	Well, razor blades.
1:10.8	Keep your COVID on display. Punish me with Wendy. And iron in this loaf of bread. Well, steel. Well, razor blades. Keep your COVID on display.
1:12.3	Punish me with Wendy.
1:13.7	And more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:17.3	What had stuffed out hundreds of lives and leveled an installation worth millions of dollars?
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