TMS 2943: MaxGPT

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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I'm Huge and Fat for Some Reason. I Don't Like An Anal Bleeeeeeeeeed. Well Schlapp my Cheval. Most Booby Filled. I don't like Nicoteeeeeeeeen. Scoring. You know, from baseball. The Only Other Matt Johnson. Johnny Coverville" Seed." Buy Gold Bonds for your Gout. White Deadpool. Nicholas Vape. She Really Knows Her Science-y Stuff, If You Know What I Mean. Oonts Oonts Oontsarina of Time. Show me your Volvo! All the Tech You Can Pee on with Tom. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We have our orders.
0:01.3	Go in, get the stuff, and get out.
0:03.2	Oh, actually, it's not that.
0:04.2	Our orders are to head to patreon.com slash TMS and sub to our favorite morning show internet podcast talk show program unit.
0:10.8	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:12.1	I'm huge and I'm fat for some reason.
0:14.1	I don't like an anal bleed.
0:17.4	Well, slap my chavelle.
0:19.0	Most booby-filled.
0:20.2	I don't like nicotine. Scoring, you know, from baseball. The only other Matt Johnson. Johnny Coverville seed. Buy gold bonds for your gout. White Deadpool. Nicholas Vape. She really knows her science-y stuff, if you know what I mean. Unz, Unz, Unz Arena of Time.
0:38.6	Show me your Volvo!
0:39.7	All the tech you can pee on with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:45.2	It is very urgent that we meet.
0:50.6	We will appear tomorrow at Operation Skyhook
0:57.6	when your son is exactly over your local mirror.
1:09.6	Ask about horses again, I'll slap you red.
1:17.6	The morning stream.
1:23.3	What do you say?
1:24.3	We get nipple to nipple.
1:30.6	Well, hello everybody, and welcome to TMS, the morning stream for Wednesday, January 7th, 2000, and 26.
1:38.6	I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian. Good morning, Brian.
1:41.3	Good day to you. Hello.
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