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The Morning Stream

TMS 2942: Leaching the Sticky

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

You got to mold your butter. Pooping Cement. Pulling My Own Horn. I need to handle my slimer more often. You Get NO 6, NO 7 & NO Lt Yar! Feberge Quail Egg. That's My Little Octopussy. Put That Billionaire In Your Salad And Eat It! (S) cause girl you Walk like McMahon, laugh like McMahon! I was like what?! with Brian Ibbott. Unimpressed 5 year old is unimpressed. Tootin' Yer Own Chain. MORE MINIS!!! Isn't there a Geek Allstars Podcast called Allatars Something. Sitting at Dan's Table with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty and also to remind you that TMS is brought to you by support at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:08.8

Coming up on the morning stream, you got to mold your butter.

0:12.0

Pooping cement.

0:13.3

Pulling my own horn.

0:14.6

I need to handle my slimer more often.

0:17.1

You get no six, no seven, and no lieutenant yard. Fabrizier Quail Egg. That's my little

0:23.6

octopusy. Put that billionaire in your salad and eat it. Cause girl, you walk like McMahon, laugh like

0:30.1

McMahon. I was like what with Brian Ibbett? Unimpressed five-year-old is unimpressed. Tooting your

0:35.7

own chain. More minis.

0:37.8

Is there a Geek All-Stars podcast called All-Star something?

0:41.1

Sitting at Dan's table with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:46.5

I like to shit.

0:48.0

You like to shit.

0:49.3

We like to shit.

0:50.9

This is shitting.

0:52.4

Heads will roll, gentlemen.

0:53.9

The M-S-S. to shit. This is shitting. Heads will roll, gentlemen. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream. I must break you.

1:14.0

Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.

1:17.3

It is the morning stream for Tuesday, January 6th.

1:18.0

Never forget.

1:19.1

2026.

1:20.9

There it is.

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