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morning show podcast. Coming up on the morning stream, RuPaul's drone race.

Gigantic man, men. I like your jewels. States shaped like things. Nerdtacular tickets are live. One at the game of parking, eventually.

People on Molly are in a good mood. Rappin Roberts. Cover Ridler escapes again. Just outliving the

MCU. Thumbing up the camera. Black tape nipples and a white fur hat. The panhandle makes no difference.

Actual beavers. Dressing for the temperature

I want. I was going to talk about procrastination but didn't get around to it with Bobby and more

on this episode of the Morning Stream. Hello, I got you a present. It's a thumb. Don't look

away. Let the fear wash over you. Now, did you leave a plate of black coffee out for me?

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The morning stream. We're not toys. We're action figures.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It is Monday, January 5th, 2026. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Abbott. Hello. Happy New Year error, Barner. That's right.

2226. No, sorry, 2026. If it was that far ahead, we wouldn't be here. That's right. Our, our avatars, you'll be watching our avatars in 200 years.

Yeah. I feel like we will have expired.

Although, maybe between now and then.

I'm not saying it's probable, but maybe between now and then, there's some grand life, expanding, extending technology that's developed.

Would you, would you want it?

I kind of don't.

No.

No. I don't think I want to live in an additional 200 years. Thanks. Yeah. I also think that part of the reason I don't isn't about

that you couldn't live longer and see cool stuff. It's that everybody would be living longer.

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