Never eat the chicken bones. Just don't do it. You will regret it. But you will have a great time if you can support us at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, gentlemen's club now with women. A lot of dude stuff.

Attorney genital. Protect Jen Melva at all costs. Cozy van Tuti fruity. Two brines and a Frankenberg. Mary Steamburger.

Wobbly Polygon. Melva, you got any cash?

The ham and cheese operas.

It's Gary Cole, man.

The Gaps got Gaps with Brian Dunaway.

Christmas in your face.

Slid ends.

Questionable TV in the bedroom with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I didn't ask to be photographed.

What did you say?

Your face was asking.

That's why I took the photo.

The Morning Stream. The Morning stream.

F*** off, hairball.

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if you're first time or if you're heard of it i hope you enjoy your first time i don't know i'm scott

that's brian enjoyed their first time i know i don't even know what they're for you know when

people talk about their first time like the big first time the big first time the first time that comes up when people talk about their first time. I'm the most boring person in the room with those stories because my first time was my wedding night. Yeah, your wedding night. Yeah. And that's boring to people, I think. It's just so sweet. They want some kind of like, you know, sordid tale of...

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