TMS 2934: Raw Chicken Patterns

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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THE CHICKEN IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! Prolapsed Woopie. The Farting is Probably on the Menu. Snipping the Tip. Oatie Face. Taco Bell at 250 Pesos. Every airport has a train. Thank you for being a Brent. Almost Six Five-hundreds. When in Doubt, Throw it OUT. Non-Decorative Hobbies. Oh Hi, the Brian Dunaway Story. An Actual Woman. Lost Driveways. What kind of dog is this, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:37.0	Coming up on the morning stream, the chicken is coming from inside the house.
0:41.1	Prolapsed whoopee.
0:42.1	The farting is probably on the menu.
0:44.2	Snipping the tip.
0:45.5	Odie face.
0:46.8	Taco Bell at 250 pesos.
0:49.3	Every airport has a train.
0:51.1	Thank you for being a brint.
0:53.3	Almost six five hundreds. When in doubt, throw it out.
0:56.7	Non-decorative hobbies. Oh, hi, the Brian Dunaway story. An actual woman. Lost driveways.
1:03.1	What kind of dog is this with Wendy? And more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:08.0	I'm trying to contain an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport.
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