TMS 2936: Cough Point Blank

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Diplomatic Credulity. Rampage Cushion. Looking Like A Smurf Down There! Don't Wander Into That Water. Awkwardness Grenade. Too Busy to go to Hell. Serious Sandler. Mall Santa gets Covid for Christmas. Some French Bullshit... It's OK, My Brother's A Stereotype! Byebye Chicken And Watermelon. I Wrote Myself a Note, About What I do not Know. My Mom's Mouth Shape. I Don't Like Expired Vegan Gummieeeeeeeeeees! Assholes & F-Bombs with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever roll a D20 and have it come up with 22?
0:03.4	Yeah, us neither.
0:04.9	Don't think too hard about it.
0:06.1	And head over to patreon.com slash TMS and cast your die in our direction.
0:11.8	Coming up on the morning stream, diplomatic credulity.
0:15.6	Rampage cushion.
0:16.9	Looking like a smurf down there.
0:18.5	Do not wander into that water.
0:20.7	Awkwardness grenade. too busy to go to
0:22.9	hell serious sandler mall santa gets covid for christmas some french bullshit it's okay my brother's a stereotype
0:29.6	by bye chicken and watermelon i wrote myself a note about what i do not know my mom's mouth. I don't like expired vegan gum.
0:40.2	Assholes and F-bombs with Amy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.1	My ideal man doesn't play the drums.
0:48.2	Doesn't stay late at the bar.
0:49.5	Does what he says and says what he does.
0:51.3	Does not get a fancy lawyer that the other person can't afford
0:54.2	if things get weird.
0:55.2	Oh, and if you guys aren't too busy, could you please just go to hell?
0:59.3	The morning stream, you are listening to Adele D-D-M-S-S-S-S-S-D. The Morning Stream.
1:13.4	You are listening to Adele DeZem.
1:21.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:24.1	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, December 16th, 2025.
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