TMS 2933: Mom Mothma

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Luke and Leia Butthole. The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max. Scott and Brian are the new Statler And Waldorf. Out Of Mothers. Hot and Boring and Slow. I'll do 9 holes if it is the right group. Taking Another McCllunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley. Half Bloated Corpse of a Cow on the Street. Banana-rama-ding-dong. Sideways fishing. Scott loves to Bait. Planning for the Unplannable. There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, Scott here. Are you tired of boring content? Well, are you? Well, good, because I've been making YouTube shorts and they're not boring. I want you to check them out. Follow the YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash Scott Johnson today and find all the fun stuff you were missing. And maybe a few that you weren't. I don't know what that means, but I know it means you need to get over there and check it out. That's YouTube.com slash Scott Johnson.
0:21.7	How many elves does it take to produce a billion smartphones for Christmas?
0:25.8	Only the big red fat man knows for sure.
0:28.3	Rather than worry about that, consider becoming a patron at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:33.7	Coming up on the morning stream, Luke and Leah Butthole.
0:36.5	The Littlest Mermaid. Mrs. Mad Max.
0:39.3	Scott and Brian are the new Statler and Waldorf. Out of mothers. Hot and boring and slow.
0:44.6	I'll do nine holes if it's the right group. Taking another McClunky. Ellen DeGeneres Ripley.
0:49.6	Half-blooded corpse of a cow on the street. Banana ramading dong. Sideways fishing.
0:54.6	Scott loves to bait.
0:56.4	Planning for the unplantable.
0:58.1	There's always a bigger AI fish with Tom and more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:03.3	It's a weapon.
1:04.9	It's really powerful, especially against living things.
1:09.3	I'm going to head down to the corn dog shack
1:11.2	and watch the girlies make lemonade.
1:13.5	The morning stream. Don't eat that. It's Pluto.
1:35.4	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:40.4	It is the morning stream for Wednesday, December 10th, 2025.
1:41.2	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:41.8	That's Brian Abbott.
1:42.1	Hi, Brian.
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