TMS 2932: Undead Driveway Chicken

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Smoke Salt Everyday. Drive by chickening. I Don't Like Chickens That Are ZOMBEEEEEEES! I don't BEEPING like BEEPING Beach BEEPING Balls. Big Milky Film... Plate tester. One Plastic Button Too Tight. Little Nib Nibbler. Busted for Being Dipshits. Brian's Budgie Smugglers. Welcome Home Larry. The Stink Of Dairy. Doctor Smeary Who. Crappy Copies of Everything. Fat Squirrel Fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	They say every time a chicken farts, a turkey gets its wings.
0:04.1	They also say that the best use of your extra cash is a sub at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:09.9	You must do what they say.
0:12.6	Coming up on the morning stream, smoke salt every day.
0:15.6	Drive by chickening.
0:17.3	I don't like chickens that are zombies.
0:20.7	I don't beeping like beeping, beach beeping balls.
0:23.9	Big milky film.
0:25.3	Plate tester.
0:26.1	One plastic button too tight.
0:27.9	Little nib nibbler.
0:29.2	Busted for Bing Dipschits.
0:30.6	Brian's budgie smugglers.
0:32.3	Welcome home, Larry.
0:33.2	The stink of dairy.
0:34.5	Dr. Smeary Who.
0:36.0	Crappy copies of everything. Fat squirrel fall with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Street. If you worked in one of my companies and kept me waiting the way you did this afternoon, I'd warn you once, if it happened again, I'd fire you. Whoa, ho. Hey now, Hondo. Just a second here. Those goddamn Mason sons of bitches.
0:55.0	The morning stream. I live. I love. I slay, and I, I am content.
1:12.1	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. Yes, that's right. It's the morning stream, once again, in your face on December 9th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ibit.
1:29.0	Good day to you. Good Tuesday day. Yep. It's a hot, wet Tuesday. Not really. It's cold.
1:36.9	It's cold. It's freezing here. Do you still have snow or you guys all clear it out?
1:40.0	It's just like a little tiny bit of traces on the ground in certain places. Like where the shade from trees and sides of houses and things like that are, you get some snow.
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