TMS 2918: Ernest Does Dallas

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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TEMU Ironsides. You can eat GRAPES! The Paintball Arena Of Death! TMS Goes On, Whether You Like It Or Not. Menunos-Style Middle Bits. There's a Shitter Right Over There. I Don't Like Empty Moviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. 50 Shades of Erin Grey. Crispin Glover Finally Makes Sense! Doctor Sheeple. HVAC Badlands. 2 Erins 1 Dunaway. People Died for This Documentary. Help me Abi Nobi. Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The winds of winter are upon us.
0:02.3	The weather stuff, not the long-away to George R.R. Martin novel.
0:06.0	That's good because the money you save on not getting a book that will never be finished
0:09.6	can be used instead to support your favorite morning show podcast at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:15.7	Coming up on the morning stream, Timu Ironsides.
0:18.6	You can eat grapes.
0:20.4	The paintball arena of death. TMS goes on whether
0:24.2	you like it or not. Manuno style middle bits. There's a shitter right over there. I don't like
0:29.9	empty movies. 50 shades of Aaron Gray. Crisp and Glover finally makes sense. Dr. Sheeple. HVak Badlands.
0:38.7	Two errands, one done away.
0:40.2	People died for this documentary.
0:42.2	Help me, Abi Noby.
0:43.7	Comet Barnacles with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:48.6	Fools, you challenge me with trickery.
0:52.1	I don't believe in magic.
0:55.1	Mmm, delicious.
0:56.6	It is meteor.
0:57.3	The morning.
0:59.8	M.S.
1:02.2	D.
1:03.3	M.S.S.S.
1:06.9	The morning stream.
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