TMS 2917: Mental Condoms

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Pop Socket and Chin Hammer. Go Go Gadget Grandma! Pika Chew. The Weighted Knob. Corduroy Slander. Lyfting Loquacious Ladies. Let me cry like a Real Baby. Utopia has Fallen. Giving Tina the Mango. Scott Ruins Brownies. Play in the Dark, While the Wife Sleeps. Nearly Bobbited. The Third John Wayne. 15 Minutes of Public Weiner. If you thought you had problems before - Call now, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Elvis Costello once pulled into a Burger King drive-thru, ordered a whopper and accidentally gave the clerk his real name, only to hear, sure you are, buddy.
0:08.8	He never really got over that. But he says supporting us at patreon.com slash TMS is a great way to have a better day.
0:16.3	Coming up on the morning stream, pop socket and chin hammer.
0:19.5	Go, go, gadget, grandma.
0:23.1	Pika-choo. The weighted knoburoy slander lifting loquacious ladies let me cry like a real baby utopia has fallen giving
0:30.9	tina the mango i brewin brownies play in the dark while the wife sleeps. Nearly Bobbitted.
0:37.8	The third John Wayne.
0:39.3	Fifteen minutes of public weiner.
0:41.2	If you thought you had problems before, call now and more on this episode of the Morning
0:46.3	Stream.
0:47.8	I must congratulate you, gentlemen, upon your superb equipment.
0:52.4	We congratulate you, sir, upon the way you handle it.
0:55.0	I got an interest in whether or not your head is leaking on the inside.
1:02.1	The morning stream. Don't eat that. It's Pluto.
1:15.4	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for November 6th, 2020.
1:23.5	Can you believe it's already the 6th of the?
1:44.6	No, I can't believe it's already the 6th of the. Yeah, it felt real. That was fast six days, wasn't it? It was. And, uh, uh, yeah, no, it reminds me that, um, you know, got, got a brand new month, got puzzles I need to write, need to develop, need to produce. Oh, yeah, that's the thing that starts happening is the clock on the monthly commitment starts to tick. It ticks weird, you know? Yes, exactly. Like I have to do art for, what, three shows, core film sack and something else. I came over the other one. And I have to, I have to think of that monthly. So now it's this new thing that's always looking at me and it's always hanging out. You think I just like get ahead of myself, but nope, I wait till, you know,
2:04.8	dating. monthly. So now it's this new thing that's always looking at me and it's always hanging out.
2:01.2	You'd think I just like get ahead of myself. But nope, I wait till, you know, day, two days before it's time. And yeah, I got to change the way I do that. But what are you going to know, uh, you know, there's, there's a few things I do in my regular day to day that I love. It's doing this show.
2:17.6	It's doing film sec.
2:18.7	It's writing songs for film sec.
2:20.6	It's doing this show.
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