TMS 2919: Shake My Face

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Puke Once, Shame On You, Puke Twice, Shame On Me. Did he do aqua ducts? Bookends on the Barf Journey. Garbage but not in a Band way. In case of Gorilla break glass. May Your Balls Be Perpetual. A tasty Dupars pancake. Big Stoopid Buttons. Religious Sixes. Is that a mosquito D? Cracker island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies! he can't get all of us! Smothered burrito, hold the botulism. It's rough when you're a monkey. Big Bulbous Eyes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There are no absolutes in life, except this one.
0:03.2	Supporting TMS via patreon.com slash TMS is good for your soul.
0:08.1	So why not?
0:09.4	Go today.
0:10.8	Coming up on the morning stream, puke once, shame on you.
0:13.8	Puk twice.
0:14.6	Shame on me.
0:15.7	Did he do aqueducts?
0:17.3	Bookends on the barf journey.
0:18.8	Garbage, but not in a band way.
0:20.7	In case of gorilla, break glass. May your balls be perpetual. A tasty Dupar's pancake. Big stupid buttons. Religious sixes. Is that a mosquito's D? Cracker Island has a shit beach. Scatter like flies. He can't get all of us. Smothered burrito.
0:37.8	Hold debauchalism.
0:38.7	It's rough when you're a monkey.
0:40.2	Big bulbous eyes with Bill and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:45.0	Smart mouths turn me off.
0:47.1	And I'm beginning to suspect you have a smart mouth.
0:49.8	You suck his finger in the end of your what?
0:51.9	Would you shut up?
0:52.9	Everybody would be looking.
0:55.9	S. suck his finger in the end of your what? Would you shut up? Everybody would be looking? Hello,
1:04.0	M-S-D-S-E-N-W-N-W-N-N-W-N-S-S-E-B.
1:05.2	The morning stream.
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