TMS 2916: Ninjas Stole My Woman

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Weird Banging to Leonard Cohen. Cussin' Dunaway. Schwarzenegger Face. Salad with a side of Pizza. A taste of The Duke. Alan Moore. Never Happy. Paging Doctor Blonde Guy. We Went Gay Instead! Deep Frying Your Bicycle Seat. Is pizza a pie because I really want to know? Dark Ass Syrup. Put on your Guy Fawkes mask and burn stuff. Willow and the other girl. A car full of ravioli. What Most People Call Warm is Cold with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	When you gaze upon the clouds, what do you see?
0:03.5	Elephants, a train, perhaps your mother-in-law's face twisted into an intense expression of judgment.
0:09.0	No matter what you see, see your way to patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:14.4	Coming up on the morning stream, weird banging to Leonard Cohen.
0:18.0	Cussin Dunaway.
0:19.1	Schwartanegar face.
0:20.5	Salad with a side of pizza. A taste of the Duke.
0:24.1	Alan Moore, never happy. Paging Dr. Blonde Guy. We went gay instead. Deep frying your bicycle seat.
0:30.9	Is pizza a pie because I like really wanted to know? Dark ass syrup. Put on your Guy Fox mask and burn stuff.
0:38.3	Willow and the other girl.
0:40.3	A car full of ravioli.
0:42.3	What most people call warm is cold with Tom and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:48.3	Mind?
0:49.3	You brought a posse to my best hide out and you asked me if I mind.
0:53.3	What is it?
0:55.1	This is the morning stream.
1:18.3	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:20.6	It is Wednesday, November 5th.
1:22.9	It is 2025.
1:24.9	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:25.5	That's Brian.
1:25.9	Hi, Brian.
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