TMS 2905: Two Scotts One Podcast

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Shit Cakes is for Scares, not for School. The Naked Man in the Mirror. I Think That's For A Dog. Squid Scrotum. After 45 minutes of tech support, it connected right up. Like a Tamogachi for your neck. Meows Wolf. It's MISTER Poopy Butthole to you. Optimist Prime. More Hair Than Frosting. DENVER IS NUMBER TWO! Keep Austin Just Weird Enough. The real Scott, with Wendi. Hey, Ding Us, Dingus. Fletch Returns and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:30.1	Play final one standing by William Hill.
0:32.3	It's free to play with a new league kicking off every Premier League match week.
0:36.1	Enter and make your first pick before the start of the first round, then pick a new team before each following round. You can only pick each team once, and if you're the final one standing, then the jackpot is yours. Final one standing by William Hill, football's ultimate elimination game. 18 plus runs EPL season, one active league at a time on less prize 100,000 pounds or more, minimum prize 1,000 pounds. Prices vary and a price of public losing. Price split, a four lose in the same hour. Pay within 48 hours online, full teas and season at Williamhill.com. Play responsibly. They say the ghost of Vincent Price still haunts the TMS studios and never is it more apparent than during this month of October. Will he suddenly take over the live
1:11.1	stream? Maybe, but more than likely, he'll just remind you that supporting TMS at patreon.com
1:16.3	slash TMS is the right and good thing to do. Coming up on the morning stream, shitcakes is for
1:22.0	scares, not for school. The naked man in the mirror. I think that's for a dog. Squids, scrotum. After 45 minutes of tech support, it connected right up. Like a tomagotchi for your neck. Miao's wolf. It's Mr. Poopie Butthole to you. Optimist Prime. More hair than frosting. Denver is number two. Keep Austin just weird enough. The real Scott with Wendy. Hey, ding us, dingus. Fletch returns and more on the episode that's coming up next on the morning stream.
1:54.4	It's back in the saddle again.
2:03.3	At no time does my hand leave my wrist.
2:16.6	I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
2:19.1	This is the morning stream. This is the morning stream.
2:25.6	That must be a little weird to hear.
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