TMS 2904: Reverse Fleetwood Mac

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Does time exist? Cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Literal Vaporware with Tom. One Way Or Your Mother. PTO: Pocket Time Off. Didgeridon't. Koalas aren't BEARS. I'll be with you in one GLORP. Probably italian. Koalas, Australian for Chlamydia. It Means Nothing To Me. Shrimp on the Barbie. Deep Down in My Pleasure Bone. K-pop Ibbott Attenders. It Runs the Water Through The Heatsinks or It Gets The Hose Again. It's hard out here for a Trimpe and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends.
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0:22.4	superdrug pharmacist available in England only. Aid restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded.
0:27.8	Prescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied.
0:34.1	That there is a great night's sleep. And when Susan wakes up, she's going to get to enjoy delicious unlimited breakfast.
0:44.3	Or, if that super comfy bed is just too hard to leave,
0:50.3	Susan can enjoy a midday checkout.
0:53.3	Get better sleep for your money.
0:55.6	Book now at Premier Inn.
0:57.5	Breakfast subject to availability.
0:59.2	Teas and Cs apply.
1:02.1	I told the waiter to bring me the check and he said, no need.
1:05.7	That guy over there at the other table, subbed to your Patreon at patreon.com slash DMS.
1:27.7	Wasn't that nice? Oh. Coming up on the morning stream. Does time exist because I like really wanted to know? Literal vaporware with Tom. One way or your mother. PTO, pocket time off. Didgerie don't. Coalas aren't beers. I'll be with you in one glorp. Probably Italian.
1:35.1	Coalas, Australian for chlamydia. It means nothing to me. Shrimp on the Barbie.
1:43.2	Deep down in my pleasure bone. Cave hop, Ibit attenders. It runs the water through the heat sinks or it gets the hose again.
1:48.3	It's hard out here for a trimpy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. What about that mask? She can hardly see through those tiny holes for her eyes.
1:54.7	If you were wearing that mask, here's what it would be like. You can see straight in front of you.
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