TMS 2906: Risk it for the Triscuit

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Bees Are Dicks. How was the Broncos Game Brian? I don't like cold beeeeeeees!!! Bluegrass Moshpits. All Howdy, No Doody. From Hell's Heart I Sting at Thee! Casa boo nita. Pig Long and Prosper. Help! I've bean having trouble! Trim it Knuckle Deep. Pedro Pan. Do Pigs Have 12 Toes Cuz I Like Really Wanted To Know. Behind the Dragon. Would Bees Pray Like Aretha Franklin. Donnawhy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends.
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0:22.4	superdrug pharmacist available in England only. Aid restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded.
0:27.8	Prescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied. We're all so busy. Buzzing about like bumblebees.
0:34.7	It can be easy to forget the simple things in life. Like just how good nature can
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0:46.6	keep you fuller for longer. Full of flavour and perfect for an on-the-go bite or a mid-morning
0:52.3	snack. When nature tastes this good, why overcomplicate it?
0:57.2	Savor moments in nature with Eat Natural.
1:02.1	When life gives you lemons, pelt on coming traffic with them.
1:06.2	Not really. That would be dangerous and you'll land in jail.
1:09.7	Instead, come on over to patreon.com slash TMS and support your favorite morning podcast.
1:14.7	Coming up on the morning stream.
1:16.5	Bees are dicks.
1:17.5	How is the brunker game, Brian?
1:19.1	I don't like cold bees.
1:22.6	Bluegrass mush pits.
1:24.3	A little higher than I expected.
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