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The Morning Stream

TMS 2892: Hooked on a Pretzel

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

We got trolled by SEEEEEEB! Fred in Zaire has the Diaherear! Don't Chew, Just Suck. Dunaway can't handle the tooth. Heavenly Scouts. Brian's Hot Balls. As Subtle As An Apple Pie Without A Wiener In It. Chalamet Ratboy Face. Leo Vermicelli. Scott's little dent. Other Day-Lewis. I Hope My Duplicate Has The Drizzling Shits. Marked Safe from The Rapture. It dumps the snacks in its gullet or it gets the hose again. Stripping with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Hi everyone, this is Fred. Temi, MVP from the 90s baby show and we're currently sponsored by Etsy, where you can discover original items from small shops.

0:11.1

Now, we've been trying to be more conscious of what we're buying and where we're buying it from.

0:16.2

Which is why Etsy's so great. You know you're supporting small businesses and getting items that have been made, designed and handpicked by actual Etsy sellers.

0:26.0

Etsy has real people behind the shops that sell everything from personalised kids' t-shirts to playroom decor.

0:32.5

It's also great for accessories and adult clothing. I've been thinking about treating myself to a vintage jacket.

0:38.3

Just because of a dad's doesn't mean we can't look good.

0:40.3

Shop the Etsy app.

0:42.3

Special starts on Etsy.

0:43.3

Hello, Sweaterweather.

0:45.3

Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.

0:50.3

Out out is out.

0:52.3

And the original pumpkin spice latte

0:55.2

Is In

0:56.5

Handcrafted with our signature espresso

0:59.2

And seasonal pumpkin flavors

1:01.1

Then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg

1:04.6

Hot or iced

1:06.3

PSL

1:07.3

It's Here

1:08.7

Only at the Starbucks coffee company Subject to availability while stocks last.

1:15.5

Is it normal for the nurse to put your flu shot in your left testicle? Gonna guess no. Is it normal

1:22.4

for her to put a little money in your Patreon every month? Of course. And you can do it too at patreon.com slash

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