TMS 2893: Wasted Chimps

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Breathing Through All Your Holes. There was an old Johnson who swallowed a fly. Maggot free brownie corpse. Figgin' Plums. Sweet, Soft & Just A Little Boozey. Faceless Reese's Look Like Faeces. That Guy on TikTok Lied. Little Bitty Frog Lungs. Cannibal Brownie Pranks. Debunking the Bunker Myth. Cornholing a Pig. Brian's having Deja Vu. I don't like drunk french monkeeeeeeeeees! If an identity crisis was a restaurant. Take this Job and Hug It with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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