TMS 2891: Something Methy

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Oh what a feeling, a mouse in the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Thickened Beverage Plant. How Many Flushes. Why Do We Have a Mint Drawer? Hardware Person? Just Call Them a Tool! Law Offices of Naked, Sweaty, Pale, and Erratic. This Soap is Too Sharp. Built In Playtesters. Don't Touch The Green Ones. Was there a movie about baseball dreams in a field called something 'of Dreams'? Hot & Heavy then Toothpaste, with Amy. I don't like vampires who are les...BEEEEEEEEN! Permanent Sticky and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ticket please. Thank you. Tickets please, madam. Sure, let me just... Oh, this jacket's got so many pockets.
0:08.4	No rush. Got it on eBay. Vintage, one of a kind. I just need your ticket, madam. Couldn't find it anywhere. Then, Tadda! eBay! Total bargain.
0:18.0	That's nice. Oh, thank you. But I still need to see a ticket.
0:22.7	Oh, yeah, sure.
0:24.8	With great deals on things you love, you can't help but say when it's eBay, things people love.
0:30.2	Hey, it's Theo, Luke and Joe from the Waffling podcast, and our podcast is currently sponsored by Audible.
0:35.9	Want your next thriller fix?
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0:41.5	Kaylee Morris is just trying to survive her first year at uni.
0:43.9	A blur of social anxiety and parties.
0:46.1	But when she becomes the talk of the campus, Kaylee retreats and shuts herself away.
0:50.0	That is until she is chosen for a new module to try a new psychedelic drug, believed to cure anxiety.
0:56.5	But soon, the line between reality and fantasy begins to blur, and she feels the pool of a new, dangerous obsession.
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1:09.6	The McDonald's ice cream machine broke again, leaving a line of hopeful customers
1:14.1	staring at empty cones and a cashier repeating, sorry, it's down like it was part of the
1:19.5	menu.
1:20.5	What is there to do with that buck fifty?
1:23.1	Why sign up for the TMS Patreon is what?
1:25.6	Get in there today!
1:27.0	Coming up on the morning stream. Oh,
1:28.6	what a feeling. A mouse on the ceiling. Helpful hardware person. Cheating stoners. Ficken beverage
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