TMS 2890: The Crapture

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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How To Moisten Cat Hair. They'll be, maybe, probably fine, with Stephen. It's A Good Dumb. Sorry, Boggle! I Don't Want Cottage Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Manning the invisible table. A Sleeping Bag With Sleeves. Gelatinous Globulars. Celery is a Waste of Time. Dayquil Dunaway. Neon Itchy Bum. Thumbs Up On Friendship. Elevator bras. Cranked up awkwardness. A fine line between Sexy and Sexist and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1:21.7	They'll be, maybe, probably fine with Stephen.
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