TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEEEEANS! Nobody cares about Chumbawumba, nobody cares! Nerdfasion on the Rocks. Parsecs are real to me, dammit. Gold Pressed Flatinum. The dudes are chickenshits! Looks like he could find a spider in the Outback! Zest Sprinklage. As the drink goes down I eat the bacon. Mark Watney's Red Barrel. Defining Boujee Levels. Fred Durst Face and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:06.2	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
0:11.1	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're looking to borrow money.
0:17.2	It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
0:22.8	It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:26.6	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
0:31.9	How does a hamburger sound? Good? How about a hot dog?
0:35.2	And tacos? Yeah, man, those all sound good. Almost as good as
0:38.6	supporting patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, Goetia, a band I used to know.
0:45.8	You'll get no parsecs, no jigglywats, and no lieutenant warp. De Tadpoo do what de Tadpoo. I like
0:54.1	fresh coffee beans. Nobody cares about Chumbawumba.
0:58.1	Nobody cares. Nerd fashion on the rocks. Parsecs are real to me, damn it. Gold plus
1:03.1	flatten them. The dupressed. Gold pressed flatten them. The dudes are chicken shits.
1:08.3	Looks like he could find a spider in the outback. Zest sprinkledge.
1:11.8	As the drink goes down, I eat the bacon.
1:14.3	Mark Watney's red barrel.
1:16.2	Defining bougie levels.
1:17.9	Fred, durst face, and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
1:22.2	Are you over 30 and single?
1:24.3	Are you looking for love or companionship?
1:27.0	Maybe it's time to lower your standards.
1:29.2	You just ate my hot dog, and all I have is the coffee.
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