TMS 2872: Real World Smithers

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart greeter behind those Foster Grants? The Love Boat is a very nice boat where we can get together. Robert Urich did Something. Florence Pugh The Machine Henderson. Warty Wabbits. Ripping the skin off an online person. G is for Uulpip. Famil'y Guy Featuring Scrappy-Stew. Full Fingers, Full Hands, Full Heart. Shiny Metal Asses with Bill.

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0:00.0	On a stormy night, the lead singer of Led Zeppelin howled into the microphone so fiercely
0:06.0	that it felt like he was summoning the thunder itself. He thought maybe he was on a stairway to heaven.
0:12.4	Really, he was just realizing that TMS is worth supporting at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:17.6	Comey up on the morning stream, sawed off shart guns chiro charro
0:22.1	gavin mccloud of the clan m'cloud baby you can paint my car tms killed the radio star isn't
0:29.2	that a walmart reader behind those foster grants the love boat is a very nice boat where we can get
0:36.6	together robert uric did something florence pew the machine is a very nice boat where we can get together.
0:38.1	Robert Eurek did something.
0:40.4	Florence Pugh the Machine Henderson.
0:42.3	Warty rabbits.
0:43.5	Ripping the skin off an online person.
0:45.5	G is for O'Pip.
0:47.7	Family Guy featuring scrappy stew.
0:50.2	Full fingers, full hands, full heart.
0:52.4	Shiny metal asses with Bill and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:57.6	Need a place to go after a hard day's work?
1:00.2	Well, head on out to the sundowner for the classiest, sassiest experience in French table dancing.
1:05.8	This bill legalizes sawed-off shark guns.
1:23.7	M-M-off shark guns. The morning stream smells like apple pie.
1:28.1	Hey, everybody, welcome to TMS.
1:31.1	This is the morning stream for August 19th, 2025.
1:32.5	I'm Scott Johnson.
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