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The Morning Stream

TMS 2874: Errant alligator

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! My Nuts! Goobidigah! Boney-Head Lizard-Face. Richard Chicken. Hokey Pokey Picture Sharing. Tasting 5 Soccer Moms In A Minivan. Great Nachos And Suspect Bathrooms. Brand New Cherry Pie Issue. Freebasing cinnamon with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Whether you're trying to finish him or do a barrel roll, just remember it's dangerous to go alone. I don't know the voice of that one. Take this. What's this? This is advice to join our Patreon and support the show at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, say pie to your mother for me. No gagging on air. Wilhelm. Owl. Sweet bird of tooth. Wet blanket of authority.

0:22.1

Scott hit the sleep corner.

0:23.6

My nuts, my nuts.

0:24.8

Gubidiga.

0:25.9

Boney head lizard face.

0:27.4

Richard chicken.

0:28.9

Hokey pokey picture sharing.

0:30.6

Tasting five soccer moms in a minivan.

0:33.1

Great nachos and suspect bathrooms.

0:35.6

Brand new cherry pie issue. Freeing cinema wendy and more on this

0:40.5

episode of the morning stream i'm not quite sure why i'm here or what i'm doing but there's a reason i

0:48.3

don't like facebook and i don't like the internet because I can't find a job.

0:55.4

The library blocked my password.

0:58.2

Now tell me, does that make any sense to you?

1:01.6

Do I smoke?

1:02.8

I'm a chain smoker.

1:04.2

The morning stream.

1:15.6

You're a freak and a cannibal.

1:17.3

And you've come to the wrong town.

1:22.6

Good morning, everyone.

1:24.0

Welcome to TMS.

1:25.3

It's a Monday, no, it's Thursday,ust 21st 2025 is scott johnson here that's

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