TMS 2869: GoKickMe

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I've crunched the numbers and it's looking more likely than ever that you will indeed have a great time by supporting this show at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:09.6	Coming up on the morning stream, Major Groot.
0:12.3	Remains of the dog.
0:13.9	Sanctity of the movie-going experience.
0:16.3	Name something that I've spoiled. You can't.
0:18.2	You lost me at screw.
0:19.6	Licking the spoiler button. Where is Aaron heading? You know he's got talent. You can't. You lost me at screw. Licking the spoiler button.
0:21.2	Where is Aaron heading? You know he's got talent. You ever seen e-paper with Tom? Oh, what's in the
0:26.9	dumb box? Dr. Odyssey crossword noise. Your minors are too major. Wherever you keep your corg. Some
0:33.9	watery bent riffing dimensions in no, sorry, is no basis for stable government.
0:39.9	Medicine.
0:41.7	She's actually Claire Gallagher.
0:43.7	And more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.8	Dick Tracy, wethead.
0:48.8	Dick Tracy, the dry look.
0:51.2	Clark Kent, wethead.
0:53.1	Clark Kent, the dry look. The dry look makes a good guy look even
0:57.3	better. And only Gillette has the adjustable valve to spray as light and dry as you like. So come on,
1:03.2	hero. It's time to embrace the dry look, leaving the wethead for those evening escapades.
1:09.0	His masturbation in the Catholic Bible.
1:16.5	The morning stream, they wouldn't give us any more fish.
1:30.8	Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS.
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