TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV Wrong! Check Your Acorns with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	TMS is the pause that refreshes or or maybe it tastes like the rainbow or or maybe like a good neighbor TMS is there.
0:08.4	Maybe it's none of those things.
0:09.9	Maybe it's just going to patreon.com slash TMS and supporting this short.
0:15.3	So, so coming up on the morning stream, it was written for us, you buttholes.
0:21.3	The artist formerly known as Freeballer.
0:24.1	Reck Hairmentals with Brian.
0:26.0	The worst movie I ever see.
0:28.8	Shard of guitar.
0:30.4	Being dead helps.
0:31.5	Popped out on a segue.
0:32.9	It needs some real ass vocals and reverb.
0:35.5	Only half a million dollars.
0:37.3	Went full banana.
0:38.9	Still dung.
0:39.7	Isn't there a townscaping game called Town Something?
0:42.5	I like grinding my B.
0:46.0	P-O-V.
0:46.9	You're using POV wrong.
0:48.4	Check your acorns with Dan and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:53.3	Sweet.
0:54.3	When this mother hired a summer girl to help with the kids, she had no way of knowing how the girl would react to her handsome husband, but she never expected it could possibly go this far. Even in X-Men, they knew not to put Magneto in a metal prison.
1:20.3	The morning stream.
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