TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The robot librarian, tasked with deleting old memories, instead cataloged the silence of a forgotten bird song.
0:07.5	That was not in her programming.
0:09.3	What was in her programming was a desire and need to support this show at patreon.com slash TMS, and you should follow her advice.
0:17.6	Coming up on the morning stream, Mexican Hawaiian shirt.
0:20.6	Scamming the scammer. The gamification
0:22.9	of Uber. Isn't all milk breast milk? The morality of a bagel. Matt instruction manual.
0:28.8	Uber chicken. I don't like kleptocracy. Time traveling glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch.
0:37.0	You get no willies, no dillies, and no lieutenant y'ar.
0:41.8	You only live once.
0:43.1	Buzzhands.
0:44.0	Lesbians and Subarus with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:50.9	From over 4 billion people in the world, you are searching for the one with just the right mind, eyes, curves, weight, and girth.
1:00.0	One that won't say, no.
1:02.1	Taco Bell gives me diarrhea. Taco Bell gives me diarrhea.
1:05.0	D. D. M-M-S-S-S-S-D. The morning stream.
1:16.6	If you don't want the silver, you got to take the lead.
1:24.5	Good morning, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:29.0	It's the morning stream for August 14th, 2025.
1:32.6	We are one day away from my Korean brother's birthday.
1:35.2	Everybody wish Matt a birthday.
1:36.5	Happy birthday.
1:37.2	At least we think it is.
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