TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway. Screw You, Worm, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There once was a cat named Frank, who was always a little bit of a crank. I don't remember the rest of this, so I will just take this time to say, sign up for Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, the yard of Nintendo power. Tuscan Walrus. That's a spicy bird a seed. Old yellow goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a B. Call B. Something. Fumble-fingered twitchy boy.
0:23.0	Scientific Americant.
0:24.7	Gorgon is alive. Button down Miles Morales.
0:28.5	Bubaville versus Fanny Love.
0:30.6	Non-producing crypto bros.
0:32.5	Drinking all day and making Mexico pay for it.
0:35.2	I dream of silver women.
0:37.3	Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway.
0:40.1	Screw you, Worm.
0:41.1	With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:44.6	Maybe I have evolved.
0:46.6	Although I still don't like women shaving their heads and dying what's left,
0:51.3	they look like fruit.
0:52.9	I've been eating dog food lately to save money, and I'm going to show you some of my favorites.
1:00.9	G. M.S. S.S.S.S. D. The morning stream.
1:08.8	Ironic, isn't it? An archangel needs a monkey to get a vision from God.
1:17.8	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:22.6	It's the Morning Stream for August 11th, 2025.
1:25.4	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:26.1	That's Brian Abbott, Hi, Brian.
1:27.4	Hello. It's good to be here. It is. It's going to be back. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian, Ibit hi, Brian. Hello.
1:28.3	It's good to be here.
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