TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Things On Sticks. Coco van has neither cocoa nor Van. Discuss. Small Town Goofy. What does a Shroosberry taste like? Walking Down Monopoly. That's A Lot Of Stinky Wieners! I Can Haz Cheese Burger Picture? OK Boomerang. It's Cage Season with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	In some cultures, TMS means the mother's sauce or thousand monkeys sweating.
0:06.0	Here, it means the morning stream and you can support that idea at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:12.0	Coming up on the morning stream, I'm simulating walking here.
0:16.0	Frozen Dead Guy days.
0:18.0	Eat the pie.
0:19.0	Escape from Gandalfini. They're really hard to penetrate. Proteus, proteus.
0:24.7	I like things on sticks. Coco van, neither cocoa nor van. Discuss. Small town goofy. What does a
0:31.8	shrewsberry taste like? Walking down Monopoly. That's a lot of stinky weaners. Ican has cheeseburger picture.
0:38.7	Okay, boomerang.
0:39.9	It's Cage season with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:45.3	Have you ever wanted someone to take care of?
0:48.0	Someone who needs lots of cuddling and affection.
0:51.2	Someone you can give your love to.
0:53.5	Well, that someone is little misnone.
0:56.0	Learning to use a potty chair is an important part of becoming a big kid.
1:00.0	The morning Stream.
1:11.5	What do you say?
1:12.6	We get nipple to nipple.
1:19.8	Hello, good morning and welcome to TMS.
1:22.3	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, August 5th, 2025.
1:26.3	I'm Scott Johnson, and that's Brian Nibbitt. Hi, Brian. Hi. Hey, hey, how? Hey, Hey, man, 8.5.25. That's pretty good. That's a fun one. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. What do we got here? 2864. So no, no five's in the number today. But it would be nice if it lined up. It would be nice. Whatever. We're just happy to have a fun thing to say every morning.
1:47.2	Exactly.
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