TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They say a picture is worth a thousand words. |
| 0:02.5 | But what they should say is a Patreon sub is worth a billion words. |
| 0:06.2 | It is to us anyway. |
| 0:07.5 | Support us today at patreon.com slash TMS. |
| 0:10.1 | Coming up on the morning stream, Raspberry buttholes. |
| 0:13.1 | Shipping George Lucas overseas. |
| 0:15.3 | Grandma's soap taste. |
| 0:16.9 | Even more Ivanhose. |
| 0:18.7 | Man of steel. |
| 0:19.8 | Woman of tissue. |
| 0:21.1 | I don't like wasps either. |
| 0:26.0 | We'll allow it. |
| 0:28.0 | Hollywood Accounting 101 with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning |
| 0:33.0 | Stream. |
| 0:33.7 | You may have to fold two substances together. |
| 0:36.3 | The process of folding combines two motions, cutting vertically through the mixture and turning over repeatedly by sliding the instrument along the bottom of the bowl. |
| 0:44.4 | The purpose of this motion is to prevent loss of air from the ingredients. |
| 0:47.5 | Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum. |
| 0:51.0 | T M. S. D. M. S. scrotum. |
| 1:02.1 | The morning stream. |
| 1:03.7 | There, that's better. |
| 1:06.0 | Try to enjoy your life day. Good morning, everyone, and welcome to TMS. |
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