Guys, quick, there's a monkey in the kitchen and he's eating all the frozen beef.

Or is he or she? I have no idea. Where do you look on a monkey to tell?

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Coming up on the morning stream, half asses now with impending doom.

Flipping through bikini ladies. No nipple Wednesday. Barcolona. Mormon Atlantis. MCUs. No Hair Larry. Obs bot. Badu bad. Pull it out and you're all ready to go for your next round. Flinging open the Zion curtain. My grandson gave me syphilis. Cranking Techno. That wingy ball state.

With or without jokers.

Sudden life with Brian Dunaway.

Fubo Fubar with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

The problem in the marriage bed that no one likes to talk about.

Maybe that's why they call it silent but deadly.

Well, now there's a real solution to a very real problem,

introducing the better marriage blanket.

What happens when you cross rock and roll

with the world's most spectacular wildlife creatures?

This is the morning stream. I'll swallow your soul.

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Wednesday, if you can believe it, August 6th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Abbott. Hello. No slowing down in August. No slow on down.

No, no. We keep that, keep that thing happening, keep it all, all the gears moving together.

Just realizing that maybe I'm a little bit off center, or not off center, but at an angle.

Brian got a new setup today, everybody. I did. I'm a little bit off center, or not off center, but at an angle. Brian got a new setup today, everybody.

I did.

I did a, um, ooh, turn that off.

Um, I did a, uh, a full desk rearrangement.

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