TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently Voluptuous Rabbits. Riki Tiki Toddler. Do elephants have paws? Cause I'd like really wanted to know. Wasn't the head of the Manson Family called Charlie Something? Smoke Pizza Everyday. What's the Matterhorn? It's a bird, It's a plane! It's a squiggly line! Spy Women. Papa Ibbott Dunks on Everyone. Both Sides of the Aisle Are Covered in Cheetos Dust. None of your business with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If you creep up to the Lincoln Memorial and listen very carefully, you can hear Abe whisper his favorite phrase,
0:06.7	uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-tort T-Msatryms before it's too late.
0:13.9	Coming up on the morning stream, Jeffrey Adolf Epstein.
0:17.0	Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something?
0:20.5	One thousand butts a day.
0:22.6	I didn't order the THC!
0:25.6	Inherently voluptuous rabbits.
0:27.6	Ricky, tickey, toddler.
0:29.6	Do elephants have paws?
0:31.6	Cause I really, like, wanted to know?
0:33.6	Wasn't the head of the Manson family called Charlie something?
0:37.9	Smoke pizza every day.
0:39.5	What's the Matterhorn?
0:40.8	It's a bird.
0:41.8	It's a plane.
0:42.8	It's a squiggly line.
0:43.8	Spy women.
0:45.8	Papa Ibbot dunks on everyone.
0:47.6	Both sides of the aisle are covered in Cheeto dust.
0:50.7	None of your business with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:55.0	Knocking the way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm homebounder.
1:02.0	I had never watched any videos before about masturbation.
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