TMS 2817: Yacking in Comfort

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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They Change Their Names When They Get Popey. Scared Syphilis. Pope Pizzaballa. I Don't Like Toothpaste From KFCeeeeeeee. Gwyneth Paltrow's Potato Farm. Happy Shrimp Scampi Day. Permanent James. RAGE POO!! Ralphing in Beaver. ...and an eggroll. Pope Papa John. Scampi that Shrimp. Chekhov's Bags. No Ghost Dildos. The Black Room with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	While serenading the moon with drumsticks made of starlight, Ringo Star was approached by a talking dog who claimed to be his recarnated bass player, demanding raw chicken as tribute to unlock forgotten Beatles lyrics buried beneath the Abbey Road.
0:13.8	The lesson?
0:14.7	The Abbey Road?
0:15.7	Just Abbey Road.
0:16.7	The lesson?
0:17.8	Come together right now over patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:21.8	Coming up on the morning stream, they change their names when they get popi.
0:25.8	Scared syphilis.
0:27.2	Pope Pizza Bala.
0:28.4	I don't like toothpaste from KFC.
0:32.8	Gwyneth Paltrow's potato farm.
0:34.5	Happy shrimp scampy day.
0:36.0	Permanent James.
0:37.1	Rage poo. Ralfing and beaver. And an egg roll. Pope Papa John's. Scampy that shrimp. Chekhov's bag. No ghost dildos. The Black Room with Bill and more on this episode of the morning stream. See this ugly yellow stain. That's what comes from cigar or cigarette smoke.
0:54.3	Just think what smoking a pack a day every day could do to your teeth.
0:58.0	But look, here's Topol, the smoker's tooth polish, that helps remove all kinds of superficial tobacco stains.
1:03.7	Topal starts to work immediately to clean your teeth and to help remove these stains.
1:07.8	Just use Topal week after week and watch your teeth get brighter and brighter.
1:11.9	If you would like to kiss him, it would be all right.
1:19.2	The morning stream. Let's do the Time Warp again.
1:34.0	Hello, everyone.
1:35.3	Welcome to TMS.
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