TMS 2816: Holy Napkin

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something About Monica. Rusty and Crusty. Higher than Most Weather Balloons. Moops Synthesizer. Really Washed My Cheese. Sink the Mayo!! Low Strength Covid. Misconstrued gogo bits. I Need More Vitamin Deeeeeeee. As long as you didn't lick it. Daily Boxer Briefs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	A small old lady chasing a lucky penny into a blinking maze of slot machines vanished into the neon heart of Vegas.
0:07.6	With only her sequined purse and a trail of Elvis impersonators to mark her path.
0:11.9	No offense, but if I were her, I just would have used those coins on patreon.com slash TMS and support her favorite morning podcast.
0:19.2	Coming up on the morning stream, 92% of what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas. Airated ariola.
0:25.4	Gene Simmons level of tongue.
0:27.6	Claire Gag, a licensed chiropractor.
0:29.9	There's something about Monica.
0:31.5	Rusty and crusty.
0:32.5	Higher than most weather balloons.
0:34.4	Loops synthesizer.
0:35.7	Really washed my cheese. Sink the mayo. Low strength COVID. Mops synthesizer. Really washed my cheese.
0:37.7	Sink the mayo.
0:39.5	Low strength COVID.
0:41.3	Misconstrued go-go bits.
0:43.2	I need more vitamin D.
0:46.6	As long as you didn't lick it.
0:47.9	Dirty boxer briefs with Bobby.
0:49.9	I'm sorry, daily.
0:50.9	Let me do it again.
0:53.7	Daily boxer briefs with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:58.8	Take the credit for Austex beef stew.
1:01.1	In fact, you can take the credit for Austec spaghetti and meatballs, too.
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