TMS 2818: Stiff Stick

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Half-Naked Lunch. Butt Crack Pennies. A taco and an eggroll. I don't wear a lot of jewelry. Obvious Finnish Elation. These Ashes Are Concrete. Ashes Shouldn't Be Concrete. Iceland's Cool. Watching Naked Lunch while eating Lunch Naked with Brian Dunaway. Specific calluses. One Taco, Extra Afficionado. (s) We Got A Mighty Concord, Rockin Through the Night. Double Kilmonger. Tick bone illness. Holding goats with Tom. Recommentals Live From A TJ Maxx Toilet with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I don't do chicken that tastes like cardboard.
0:04.1	I don't know tasty pepperami chicken teakia.
0:07.0	Satisfy your animal with new pepper army chicken teakas skewers.
0:12.1	John McLean, barefoot and bloodied, single-handedly thwarted a skyscraper heist on Christmas Eve
0:17.7	with nothing but grit wit and the borrowed machine gun.
0:21.4	What's your excuse?
0:22.9	Show Hans who's boss today by signing up for patreon.com slash TMS.
0:28.1	Coming up on the morning stream, half naked lunch.
0:31.8	But crack pennies.
0:33.0	A taco and a neg roll.
0:34.6	I don't wear a lot of jewelry.
0:36.2	Obvious finish elation.
0:37.7	These ashes are concrete. Ashes shouldn't be concrete.
0:40.5	Iceland's cool.
0:41.7	Watching naked lunch while eating lunch naked with Brian Dunaway.
0:44.8	Specific calluses.
0:46.1	One taco extraficionado.
0:47.9	We got a mighty Concord riding through the night.
0:51.2	Double killmonger.
0:52.3	Tick bone illness.
0:53.7	Holding goats with Tom.
0:55.0	Recommendals live from a T.J. Max toilet and more with Nicole.
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