TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like Really Wanted To Know. TMS Maddening To Do. Maddening to Listen to. Lee Ermey Style. Cuckoo for Clocks. When the Big Fat Bugs DIE. Everything is Cancer. I'm Taking Your Ship, I'm Taking Your Ship, Nah Nah Nah. We know you're listening because you listen. Trading Apples for Cigarettes. OnionWars. Self words with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Today is the day we tune out the noise about health, the confusion and the misinformation,
0:05.0	how many grams of protein, how much sleep, how many steps a day.
0:09.0	Today, we can see the truth of what's happening inside our own bodies in real time.
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0:20.0	Lingo, your body has the answers.
0:24.8	Lingo is not for medical use and is intended for users 18 years and older. Lingo is a mark of Abbott.
0:32.3	No man is a mountain. No dog is a tree. I don't even think the cat is a cat, but I do know this. TMS needs the support
0:40.9	of its listeners at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, Guardians of the Gallagher.
0:48.9	Too much radioation. Ask your doctor if band meeting is right for you. Frigga. I hardly know her.
0:55.4	Are frogs gay? Because I really like wanted to know.
0:58.7	TMS, maddening to do, maddening to listen to.
1:02.0	R. Lee, Ermi style.
1:03.6	Cuckoo for clocks. When the big fat bugs die.
1:07.0	Everything is cancer. This is good as you're getting.
1:09.4	I'm taking your ship. I'm taking your ship.
1:11.9	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're listening because you listen.
1:18.1	Trading apples for cigarettes.
1:19.9	Onion Wars.
1:21.2	Self-words with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. You and me couldn't look that way on pig's knuckles with cabbage and chocolate molders.
1:30.8	I'm living in a cuckoo clock.
1:36.4	The morning stream.
1:43.6	They're coming to get you, Barbara. There's one of them now.
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