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The Morning Stream

TMS 2738: Atlantis Morrisette

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an octopus sandwich? Chicken Masada War. 76 Trombones and Shark Attacks. Ohio Stargate is not Open. Hot Liquid Dirt. Scott is Losing his Threads. I don't like food covered in Peeeeeeeee!! Squirt the Ketchup Into the Thing. Rubber Ducky Farts. Accidentally doing porn. Paragons of Heroism with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

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0:30.2

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0:44.7

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0:50.0

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1:02.2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1:04.2

Well, clearly it was to lay three eggs, peck at the dirt, and get ready to be turned into sweet, sweet nuggets.

1:10.3

But also to sign up for the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.

1:15.4

Coming up on the morning stream, cheese and octopus feet.

1:18.8

Get out of my dreams and puke in my car.

1:22.9

Yeah.

1:23.4

You're in for a great meal.

1:25.8

Licking the floor of the ball pit.

1:27.3

Is it too early to get an octopus sandwich?

1:29.9

Chicken Masada War.

1:31.6

76 trombones and a shark attack.

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