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The Morning Stream

TMS 2736: A Whole Different Pig

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law Land. Show Up Till You Blow Up with Dunaway. A Nice, Cold Shire. A Coruscant of Disapproval. Don't Run for the Border with Tom. The Alphabetical Checkup. My Breast Friend. I Want My Frogpants Stanley-Like Cup. Three-fourths of the last three month's of fourth callers. Primark, Transform and Roll Out! Love the Sandwich, Fear the Meat. The Moose's Mouth is Full with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Today is the day we tune out the noise about health, the confusion and the misinformation,

0:05.0

how many grams of protein, how much sleep, how many steps a day.

0:09.0

Today, we can see the truth of what's happening inside our own bodies in real time.

0:15.0

Use Lingo to monitor your glucose and see what works for your unique metabolism.

0:20.0

Lingo, your body has the answers.

0:24.8

Lingo is not for medical use and is intended for users 18 years and older.

0:27.5

Lingo is a mark of Abbott.

0:30.9

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your destination.

0:42.4

Not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

0:47.3

And before you know it, you're there.

0:50.2

This is how travels should feel, and on our trains, it does.

0:55.5

Avanti West Coast, feel good travel.

1:02.1

Today is Wednesday.

1:03.8

Did you know that Wednesday comes from the Middle English, Wednesday?

1:08.3

Old English still had once and Dag, which would be continued as

1:13.5

Wannand's Day. Why not take this particular

1:16.2

Wanen's Day as a chance to sign up to our Patreon at

1:20.1

patreon.com slash TMS coming up on the morning stream. How do camels work

1:24.6

because I really like wanted to know? One does not simply walk into dirtacular.

1:29.9

I don't like checking my A1C.

1:34.0

Jude Lala Land.

1:35.7

Show up till you blow up with Dunaway.

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