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The Morning Stream

TMS 2714: Skanky Pigeons

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Texas as hell. The iPad of Honor. The Famous Bob. A nutty cult. Dry, Bitter and from Georgia. We are the World Colon. Pecans. May Contain Nuts. Meat Pants. Everyone's Unheard of Until They're Heard Of. Less Cruel. More Unusual. I don't like Pigeon Herpeeeeees. I'll make your Ass Pretty. I'm an Aesthetician. Pulling it out like Doug Henning. Triple Address Greg. Ruining Thanksgiving With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

What to give a man whose catchphrases,

0:04.2

Don't get me anything?

0:05.8

He's into cycling, so maybe some fashionable cycling shorts?

0:10.6

Hmm.

0:11.6

Or maybe a scratch card from the National Lottery

0:14.8

something to show you haven't forgotten but avoids the danger of

0:18.4

any more like cranny's wardrobe. The National Lottery Best Gift Ever

0:23.4

Please gift responsibly and remember you need to be 18 or over to buy gift and play even though it's a gift rules and procedures apply

0:32.0

Like the legend of the Phoenix all ends with beginnings what keeps the planet

0:36.8

spinning the force from the beginning that sounds like nonsense but it really is

0:41.6

just a reminder to join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash TMS coming up on the morning stream Texas as hell

0:47.8

The iPad of honor the famous Bob a nutty cult dry, and from Georgia. We are the world, colon.

0:55.5

Pekons, may contain nuts. Meat pants. Everyone's unheard of until they're heard of.

1:00.9

Less cruel, more unusual. I don't like pigeon herpes.

1:07.0

I'll make your ass pretty. I'm an asthetician. Pulling it out like Doug Henning.

1:14.0

Triple address Greg.

1:15.0

Roaning Thanksgiving with Wendy and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.

1:20.0

No worries, Pells.

1:22.0

He's too dumb to suspect the thing.

1:25.0

Loving Familia, just don't chicken out at the last moment, gentlemen.

1:30.0

Oh, right, Lottie just let to go to moonshade town. You should follow her. The Morning Stream

1:45.0

Stream!

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