TMS 2713: Unsurprisingly Heartless

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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In-N-Outback. Illegal Use of Testicles. You may kiss the bride, bitches. No Show for Schmos Tho. The shark ate my punchline. Stuck between a Rock and a Nissan Pathfinder. Creeking My Knob. Park Your Brain and Pretend We're Real. Preteen Nascar training. Snack Box of Mystery. House Hottubian. Inside Doctor House. Processing Eating RAM. Tech & Toes With Tom. Impressive gore with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.
0:04.0	And to be family you need to sign up at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:07.8	Them's the rules.
0:08.5	Coming up on the morning stream, in and outback.
0:11.0	Illegal use of testicles.
0:13.2	You may kiss the bride, bitches.
0:15.5	No show for schmos though.
0:17.2	The shark ate my punchline.
0:18.6	Stuck between a rock and a Nissan pathfinder.
0:20.9	Creaking my knob!
0:23.0	Park your brain and pretend we're real.
0:25.2	Pre-teen NASCAR training.
0:27.0	Snack Box of Mystery.
0:29.8	House Hot-Tubian.
0:31.3	Inside, Dr. House. Processing eating ram. Tech and Toes with Tom.
0:36.0	Impressive Gore with Nicole and Randy and more.
0:38.8	Oh, right. On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.1	So I was at the hospital getting my appendix stolen by the American doctor service program.
0:50.0	They took my appendix and I asked if I could have it back and they say no
0:54.8	Bastards now there's a good boy The Morning Stream,
1:05.0	Stream, You are listening to Adele DeZem. theme.
1:13.0	Good morning, everyone.
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