TMS 2715: Noodle Tax

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Spurb Your Enthusiasm. Rocket tubes! Wickedly Talented Adele Denim. I Do Like Geneseeeeeeeeee. Assaulted Pecans. Pervasive Nut. Curving Our Wheels. Lets test the ships bikini. MRI pot raid. Turns out the gun was cancer free. Micronauts FIX. They're still married, for now. Shape Up, Shane. Billionaire Bootlicker, Thursdays on TLC. Perfect Paint Job with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	At Love Honey, our customers love to push our buttons and they also moan a lot and why wouldn't they?
0:10.0	Love Honey has a huge range of toys, lingerie and essentials all delivered discreetly.
0:16.0	With over 20 years experience, millions have already pushed our buttons.
0:21.0	Get 15% off using code L.H.15 until the 20th of October.
0:26.2	Visit love honey dot co. UK now, over 18's only.
0:31.0	Can I have it back now?
0:32.3	Emo.
0:34.0	Daddy, that's not a toy, that's daddy.
0:38.0	No, no, no.
0:40.0	No, no.
0:41.0	Not in the loo.
0:43.0	Look out for the courier with your new phone.
0:45.0	With Direct Lines accidental damage cover
0:47.0	are added to your home insurance,
0:49.0	whether you've smashed your phone at home or dropped it down your loo,
0:52.0	we'll get you from problem to
0:53.0	solution as quickly as possible. Direct line, we're on it.
0:57.0	Excess applies, Home Insurance Underwritten by UK Insurance Limited.
1:00.1	The Milk Man broke my front door and got chocolate milk all over everything.
1:06.6	But you know what?
1:07.6	I'm not mad.
1:08.8	Because we have a bunch of rad patrons at Patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream,
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